Underdog of the Couch

There would probably be many different cases in which having an invisibility cloak would be good for everyone and myself. But, if I had the chance to utilize an invisibility cloak, I would be underneath everyone's couch cushions. When someone gets the chance to sit down on their couch, I will be there. When someone decides to sit down and fall asleep, I would be underneath them. Anytime, they decide to let out a fart, I would catch them. I would be......the underdog of the sofa world.